This is a chain writing that was written by various people. It may sound confusing for it was not written by one brain. Enjoy!


Bat Man must be stopped. He is freaky and sneaks up on people. Plus, I don't think bat man is human. There is no way he can hold that much blood in his head for that long. Also he is far too ugly so that he never looks human. Also, when he fights, he stinks so his smell causes the most trouble to their enemies. All he thinks about is becoming famous. Not being a real hero. So people know him as a good guy. However, do you know that bat man was a very cruel man? He killed many enemies and other normal people. Well, he was a human before he became bat man. He had a choice to stay human or become bat man. But he wanted to be a hero and be famous. So he chose to be bat man. When Bane and Joker found this out, they started mass producing an army of unstoppable unicorns. Bat man called iron man and Robin through skype and they came right away. Bat man came and suddenly slapped Robin for hanging out with Iron Man. "How can you do this to me?" Batman said to Robin. Robin asked "Who are you? Oh! You are the guy with the crazy bat costume!" Bat Man said surprised, "I'm your friend! Don't you recognize me?" Then Robin replied seriously " Really, I don't know you! Who are you? "I'm the bat man!" cried Bat Man. But Robin couldn't recognize him as a friend. "Your'e a liar! Bat Man doesn't look like you! So the fights went on forever to even this day.