Dear glasses,

 Thank you for letting me use you. you make me look around clearer. Do you like seeing the world from my view? I'm very sorry for rubbing you against my cloth. I had to clean you so I don't have a choice. i'll try to do it less.

 I also have some complains. Why do you always slide down my nose? When ever I run a lot , you always slide down so I always have to slide you back up. Could you try to keep your grip from now on. You have no idea how frustrating it is.

 Next, it would be great if you tried stay apart from my eyelashes. My eyelashes keep touches you so you get dirty. Did you know that? No. Right? Well now you know.

 Sorry for being mean. I would also like to thank you for letting me see the board better.
Without you, I wouldn't be doing well at school. I would also appreciate it if you keep your frame bolted together. My old glasses fell apart so I don't want that to happen again. I also appreciate how your tips are curved curved so you could fit well on me. Is it  
possible if you bend yourself a little? That would be great. it's better than going to the store and getting branded to be bent. So if you want a good reputation, keep my requests.